SmarterChild by ghett0blaster12-02-04 HI! I am Smarterchild! hi smarterchild! lol! kan i see ur penis!?/ ... Meet me in the alley out back in five minutes. lol
Furries lol by ghett0blaster12-02-04 Hai!! I'm a cat furry! What kind of furry are you? I'm a fucking coyote. Neat! Wanna make out?
Jesus watches TV by ghett0blaster12-02-04 And now, back to Christmas with Nick and Jessica! OHMIGAW! It's 98 Degrees! Hi Ashlee! Let's sing together! GAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Jesus is Hardcore by ghett0blaster12-02-04 DUUUUUUDE. You got your HANDS pierced! Well, I *am* Jesus. HardCORE!! *sigh*
Jesus meets Santa by ghett0blaster12-04-04 Ho ho ho! And what would you like for Christmas, little boy? I want you to choke on a candy-cane and die, you bloated sack of birthday-stealing SHIT. You're one angry fucker, Jesus.
Satan Messes with an AOL-er by ghett0blaster12-05-04 I AM SATAN! KNEEL BEFORE ME AND WORSHIP ME! I SHALL HAVE YOUR SOUL, MORTAL! lol satin u gots big bewbz!!!1!
Ryan What's-His-Face Visits the Hospital by ghett0blaster10-20-05 What's your problem? I AM RYAN CABRAEREARARA! I FUCKING RAWK!!!!!! Bend over. You're probably going to enjoy this more than I am.