Bouncy Green Shorts Strikes Again, part 2

Author: giblerino

Date: January 19, 2001

by giblerino
1-19-01
Three days since his last feeding
I thought you were done assaulting me and my people, Bouncy Green Shorts!!!
If you can guess my true name, I will spare your village from my lightning quick speed and ruthless killing techniques.
Hold on there, fancypants. If I guess it, you might just adopt some other less ruthless killing techniques to slaughter my friends and family.
DAMN IT, you got me!
What , did I successfully decipher your small print?
No, my name is Fancypants.