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| *bling* You have new mail! *bling* You have new mail! | |
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| My mom e-mails me a few times a day, every day. | |
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| If I don't reply to each and every one in minute detail, she calls me to yell at me about not answering the flood of spam. | |
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| Gin! You've only replied twice today! You're not talking to me, are you? Are you there? Are you dead? You better not be talking to other people online. | |
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| *sighs* Thanks to the marvels of technology, mom can nag me long-distance. | |
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| I've seen Oprah! Every person online wants to kidnap and kill you, you know! There better not be anyone else on your buddy list but me! My innocent daughter better not be looking at porn sites! | |
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