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| So how do you impress a girl? | |
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| I shake her hand with my hidden buzzer, squirt her in the face when she tries to sniff my flower, and I pick her up in my clown car with about 40 of my friends. | |
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| Most girls know me because of the book written about my dad.. | |
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| I appear out of nowhere and scream in their face to loosen them up. Then I ask them if they want to look under my sheet. | |
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| Um, I ask them to eat my banana in a suggestive manner? No, wait, that's to impress /me/... | |
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