Taunting Jesus #1

Author: girlstyle

Date: August 29, 2003

by girlstyle
8-29-03
After a couple of hours Jesus is getting bored. He was expecting a big send off, or at least a couple of beers with his buddies.
BORED! I can't believe none of my mates have turned up to see me - tight bastards!
Suddenly, he spots a lone figure on the horizon. His spirits lift as he spots his best mate 'Comedy Dave'.
Ayyy, it's my main man, come to see me off! I'm sure he'll cheer me up.
Alright J, how's it HANGING?! Hehehe!! Well, you always were a bit of a PIN-UP! Ahhhahahaha!! "Always look on the bright side of life", eh? You having that one?! Hehehehe!!
Bitch, you goin' stright to hell!