Taunting Jesus #2

Author: girlstyle

Date: August 29, 2003

by girlstyle
8-29-03
After telling 'Comedy Dave' where to go, Jesus soon becomes bored once again. This is his moment of glory! Where are all the well-wishers and adoring fans?!
Twats, the lot of 'em! I swear, when I tell my Dad about this he's gonna be laying down some serious 'natural disasters'. That'll teach the lazy, ungrateful shits.
But what's this???
Oi! Police dude! Are you my comedy stripper? Underneath that uniform are you a buff blonde in a bikini? Wooop! Come on then - get yer tits out, get yer tits out, GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!
Sir, I can assure you, I am no such thing. I've come here to investigate reports of illegal chariot racing down that there hill.
Ooh-err!
Although... I've always been a fan of yours Mr Christ... If there was anything I could do to make your last few hours a bit more, errm, 'comfortable'... you know you only have to ask.
Right now I just don't care. Now show me how you work that truncheon, baby! Yeahhhh!