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Author: gleemonex

Date: May 28, 2001

by gleemonex
5-28-01
100 Miles...
How did I get on this spaceship? Who the hell are you?
My name is Hector. You told me I could leave with you after you destroyed Earth!
I didn't destroy me no Earth! How the heck do you turn this cotton-pickin' thing around?
Don't say I didn't warn you!
...and running!
You didn't warn me.
DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!