All comics by go_nad_go

 

by go_nad_go
1-14-01
A typical man's thoughts on fucking the American dream....but how???
there's gotta be a way to cash in on america's lust for sex and smut on television .......but how???
Order this uncensored illegal midget bondage on video or dvd.... and while supplies last get a limited edition firearm with a special filed off serial number.......
but is morality now coming between us and our true happiness
how would you and your sister like to up your allowances??? how about a playstation 2.
But daddy baby jesus always taught us......
but at what price
what have i done? jesus can i still be saved???
Of course.....salvation is but a handjob away my son....

 

by go_nad_go
1-14-01
hey mom can I get braces?
but honey , you have such beautiful straight teeth
no i mean for my legs
please get back under the porch before the neighbors see you

 

by go_nad_go
1-14-01
y'know karen... years ago I was over in Tibet studying with bhuddist monks in a temple high in a mountain.They taught me to focus my mind to alter reality
what do you mean???
Well , for instance , by merely focusing on a mental image , I can manifest that image into actual existence.... I'll show you....okay I've got an image in my mind , this'll prove it.
by the amazing powers of my finly tuned consciousnessI have forged reality. When you return home , you should find some nice fresh dog-doo on your bike seat..........
if it's there it's because you put it there hobo Joe ...You're a dumb jerk

 

by go_nad_go
1-14-01
Guess what Robert's? I got yer kid locked up in my port-a-shed a I been torturing him all day with power tools
I certainly hope you're not using the brand new disk sander I lent you...I specifically told you those disks are to be used for dry-sanding only

 

by go_nad_go
1-15-01
you are useless!!! you have got to be the most pathetic waste of space I have ever laid my eyes on, you dont have shit..... hell , you're as useful as a venerial disease.
what do you have to say for yourself? What the hell are you good for you dick headed freak??
OOOOH!! yeah that's nice!!
that's right , what's my name bitch?

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