Hammer time in the news.

Author: godzilla_roar2000

Date: February 15, 2004

Wow. Did you notice that violence in the news has gone up?
No. I didnt. Although last night, some dude crept into my house and beat the crap out of me with a hammer.
Wow. Thats bad. I told you violence in the news was rising. Your story had to make the news right?
Oh heavens no. They didnt say a word about it. They were too busy chatting about that Charles Manson family reunion.
The news is all violence. Even you know it. By the way... ITS HAMMER TIME!