All comics by golddustwoman

 

by golddustwoman
4-29-05
Where did I leave my cigarettes?
I've got some news.
Are they gone? Could I have smoked them all?
Don't you want to hear this?
Kinda late now!
Guess you're righ!

 

by golddustwoman
6-12-07
Hmmm....
Let me put this hammer down.
Do I like him?
Do I still need that hammer?
The hammer, however, was never seen nor heard from again.
Ah, you're OK.
Ah, so are you.

 

by golddustwoman
6-12-07
Hey! Put down that bag!
But I loves me some cough syrup!
Dude. I think you're hooked!
Shut up woman and get me some hooch!
The lethal combination of Nyquil, Dayquil and a swift well-placed smack...
What the #@%^?
Baby you durn blew me up! I loves ya baby!

 

by golddustwoman
6-15-07
I was worried about you.
Was it my bloodshot robot eyes?
No, that hacking cough and spewing motor oil.
Sounds like a slippery situation!
I'll forgive you for that because you're medicated.
So, wanna make out?

 

by golddustwoman
6-15-07
Chocolate!
Peanut butter!
Time travel!
Spatio-temporal dislocation!
Strangulation!
Autoerotic asphyxiation!

 

by golddustwoman
6-18-07
Ready for court today?
Indeed!
I never wash my hands. I like to argue dirty.
That's disgusting!
Hey! Who's the three-time public urinator here - you or me?
Sigh.......

 

by golddustwoman
6-19-07
Fuck.

 

by golddustwoman
6-23-07
FUCK!!!

 

by golddustwoman
6-29-07
FUUUUUCK!

 

by golddustwoman
7-07-07
Rough night!
Yes indeed!
I'd offer to make you breakfast but-
You're indisposed?

 

by golddustwoman
7-18-07
Why so glum?
It's the hu-mans.
What? You hate humans!
arrrghhh....I cannot believe I am saying this-
Wait - don't tell me -
Yes - they make me feel all sparky inside - arrrgh!

 

by golddustwoman
8-30-07
Oh, dear...
Misery! Nothing but misery!
But what about that tingling in your thermocouplers?
gaahhhh!
See! Aren't they worth it?
Nooo! Arrgh! Humans! Kill!

 

by golddustwoman
9-04-07
But tingling is awesome!
It's embarrasing!
It's perfectly normal.
Really?
Of course. And then you know what happ-
No! Never! La la la I can't see or hear you!

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