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| My fellow Americans with the war on terrorism over and the elections fast approaching I realise Americans need a new war to satisfy our urge to urinate on other peoples cultures. | |
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| Hell yeh Bush! War feels almost as good as that night spend alone in the barn with my sister. | |
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| I propose a war on earthquakes. Earthquakes attempting to target our cities will immediately be targeted by our own nookyuler arms. If that plan fails, our forces will procede to eradicate the Amish. | |
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| What is this talking box!?!? | |
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God lord......God bless America, you violent dicks.
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| In a last ditch effort we will restart our war with them damn Viet-kong. Lets ass rape those bastards. These plans will help fuel our own inflated cultural masturbation. God bless America. | |
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| But Mama and Papa still live in old country! | |
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