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by gonzo666
3-31-03
i fucked the pope
my people are starving
my robot ass dont eat so i dont cares bitch
have ever eating a dirt sandwich?
why dont you drink the oil out of my cock
um.......ok

 

by gonzo666
3-31-03
life is a wirling abyss of torment and suffering....i wish i was dead
BAKAAAAAWK!!!
thats why i crossed the streat......BITCH!

 

by gonzo666
3-31-03
real american hero my ass
hey every week i taught a valuble lesson to kids after gi joe
its because of your sorry asses that im addicted to war now
your right we were really a secret millitary plot to get young kids to join the army
fuck
thats right.........fuck

 

by gonzo666
3-31-03
ive come from a far off galaxy to teach your species the secrets about the mysteries of life and death
just think no more hunger or famine on your world
what do you think of that earth creature
just gimme some nuts

 

by gonzo666
3-31-03
whats up fers its traks
hey traks
i knew id see you down here
yea i guess we were wrong huh.........
at least we werent jewish
thats for fuckin sure

 

by gonzo666
3-31-03
IM MAD PETERSON
AND IM JOHN TRAKS
AND TOGETHER WE FORM!
AND TOGETHER WE FORM!
ummmmm.........CRYPTOPOLOF THE GOAT HEADED GOD OF UGLY MALES

 

by gonzo666
3-31-03
package for a mister........lance satan
thats me
this must be my cookies
WRONG I AM ROBO 232 SENT FROM JESUS TO KILL YOU
why would jesus send a robot in a package to kill me...i find this method highly rediculas..and further more put your arms down your scaring my guests

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
how could someone ruins someones life so completely
tee hee... im cute
how did i fall for this agian my head is enourmas youd think i would learn from these things
tee hee... im cute
why the fuck did i meet you what horrible kind of joke is this why would i meet someone and then it turns out they would cause this much damage?
cause im a girl silly

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
thats right
so you can bend time and space
mmmmmmmmmmm
prove it
i just did.....everyone you love is dead....your friends your family, pets everyone and wait..mmmmmmmmmmm. now you cant reproduce anymore your baren hahahahahahahah
... (sob).....(sob)..

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
its cold out
fuck you
but all i said wa....
i said fuck you
............its cold out
i love you lets have snow children

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
SNAP IT TO A BEAFY SPICY SLIM JIM!
i came 4 trillion miles to find you and thats your advice
who do you think i am
arent you jesus?
hahaha oh no im martin, jesus is two crucifixes that way......he wasnt the only one crucified you jerk
im gay

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
MALTRADOR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF ROBOT PONG
I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE BALTRADOR
WOW THIS COMIC ALREADY RAN OUT OF STEAM
MAYBE THE CREATOR IS REALLY STUPID
I BET HE THOUGHT HE COULD USE THIS PONG LOOKING BACKROUND FOR A JOKE THAT WOULD LAST THREE PANELS
HE HAS FAILED MISERABLY......JUST LIKE HIS LIFE

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
news travels fast huh......
you know it
so do you think the earth is still revovling
im sure it is
should i feel bad
how the fuck should i know your talking to a squirel and besides you did it

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
i know a secret
whisper whisper whisper whisper

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
when life gets this bad i like to reach for a tall glass of cyanide
dont do it
WOW! its jesus
stop life is precious and you are a beutiful creation.....nah im just kidding go ahead heres a glass

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
excuse me mr cops
please stop me before i kill again for i am a mad scientist my hair and facial expresion clearly states this
um yep im crazy.....hello.....crazy person on the loose oh wait its just a picture

 

by gonzo666
4-01-03
what the fuck would these two have to talk about
absolutely nothing in common
yet theyve been married for twenty years together

 

by gonzo666
4-02-03
i would love a heart
would you now
yep
okee dokee
do i have a heart now?
no....why did you want one?

 

by gonzo666
4-02-03
have you come to pray my daughter
nah shugga
then what is it you request?
when you gonna let me tap dat ass
how can one possibly tap an ass?.......i regret ever creating language
mmm mm mmm you fine

 

by gonzo666
4-02-03
so bro i was nailin this girl right and then she turns into an alien and all this puss starts shootin out of her ass then bro she blah blah blah blah blah bro blabbity blah blah blah bro
blah blah blah bro blah blah blah fire blah blah blah girls
blaaaaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

by gonzo666
4-02-03
nice abs
thanks tyler......nice jacket
so your god huh...
aparently
so you need some help or........something maybe......a ladder or can i get you an umbrela
will you scratch my balls

 

by gonzo666
4-02-03
im sorry im gonna have to write you a ticket for being so damn sexy
baaaaaaah
oh im sorry you see i have this thing for goats on stools
bah?
yea you see it all started when i was a little boy and there was this guy down the street who ha........HEY YOU OVER THERE STOP HUMPING THAT STOPSIGN GODDAMMIT i have to go

 

by gonzo666
4-02-03
so what do you think people will pray to in a the next century
i dont know god i guess
you dont think any new religions will form and take over
how could that possibly happen
the year 3000 ad
i want a fuck me elmo doll
i am the jesus 400 please insert your quarter and i will grant your wish

 

by gonzo666
4-08-03
hey.... lookin good jesus
same to you jesus
nice day huh
i should think so i made it
....FUCKIN NARCASSIST
fuck you.........you know what i just destroyed earth so how about that

 

by gonzo666
4-08-03
those crazy blacks are at it again
fashizzle ma nizzle
hoobity de bal me mofo
werd?
jabba bee bee um hasar jive mookie
howizzle your muthizzle
werd is born hoopity basketball chicken koolaid pants........shes fine

 

by gonzo666
4-11-03
so then i dumped the body by those bushes over there
wow you really killed a cheerleader?
yea its easy all you have to do is close your eyes and stab away
i dont know i'd like to but im afraid......i have this feeling like someones always watching me
thats right jimmy you do what bobby says........its easy......kill your sister

 

by gonzo666
5-12-03
are you ready for me to spank your ass so hard.....your gonna cry big boy
i await this punishment my nipples could cut glass please whip me my sweet penguin mistress
youve been a bad boy.....and you need to be corrected
yes.....yes i have i'm a bad boy let me have it
then after i whip you i'm gonna pour lemon juice all over your body and chant religious hymns
please please let the pleasure begin stick the whip up my ass!

 

by gonzo666
5-13-03
YES! i doctor pimpinstein have created the greatest hoe ever
.............
arise my creation and give head and great handjobs to the world
..................
this comic sucked
bitch! dont talk back to me ill slap you back to the pet store where i found you
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