All comics by goofycomiinc

 

by goofycomiinc
12-13-05
Before I start notice the different backgrounds. We begin our story in the middle of an epic battle between Kangaroo with a gun and a demon that has been rageing for thousands of years.
I have you now butthead!
You shall perish beneath my weapon thingy i'm holding in my left hand that looks like a slab of leather!
After minutes of fighting the demon finally lost banishing him into the lake of fire from wince he came or so the roo thought...
AHHH! huh, huh I have to admit this has been a spectacular fight but your not good enough
This is not the end you dumb roo! I shall retuurn!
Wo hooo, wait a minute folks the kangaroo can fly now? Well anyway good and evil come to another stale mate. /To Be Continued
What are you doing, your supposed to fall into the lake?
WOW! This is so cool I didn't fall back.

 

by goofycomiinc
12-13-05
Anyone ever seen death rap, well this is what it would look like.
Yo Yo Yooo! My name is the grim reaper, i'll cut you with meat cleaver, you won't find me in public place unless someone important falls on their face. Give it up yaw, G reaper here!
When will the pain end! pleasse stop rapping, and do your job?on mee.
WOW! he is aweful isn't he?
Did this dumb kid buy my act?
Boooo, You SUCK! go home ya wanna be ghetto reaper
This is death being punked out by a little child.
aww, my pride
is he gowne, good yo home come on and show this fuu up

 

by goofycomiinc
12-13-05
A brave knight sets out to slay a dragon
OH MY GOSH I'M A DEAD MAN!
Nope, your my toast
Oh no the dragon is actually intelligent?
No, my name is Leon Zelot
Oh really, my name is Jakkar, nice to meet you. Also i am able to read minds so it is useless to swing that sword at my tail when you tell me that there is food on the ground behind me
The knight explains himself and cuts the dragon into tiny peices
Well, see this is...
I know exactly what to do, i'll give you one of my 12 hearts so you can show the towns people.

 

This comic is a group of friends famous wide joke
OWWW! that hurts really bad!
This is something incredibly stupid, so enjoy america
by goofycomiinc, 12-14-05

 

by goofycomiinc
12-14-05
What in the world is that, am I dead?
Braww! ha! ha! ha! Hello there
Oh... uhhh, hi
I shall suck your brain dryyy, and harvest your organs for later!
Wow man... that is really not cool
You have nice clothing on..... my name is Jim

 

by goofycomiinc
12-15-05
(cough...cough)
What should I dooo?....
AHHHH!
Where are you going?...I only wanted to give you a hair cut
Oh reallly...
no.. i'm going to kill you

 

by goofycomiinc
12-15-05
WOW! heh heh heh...
Sir, can I help you
Yes..uhhhhhhhh..uh yeah, just a six peice boob nuggets
ohh kaayy...
What! get out of this store pervrt!

 

by goofycomiinc
12-15-05
Two friends watch a play about salvation
Father, forgive them for they know not what they do!
He died so I could go to heaven?
After the play they talk about it and Josh feels Jesus at his hearts door.
Dustin: yeah, thats the story, so how bout it... you want to be saved?
Josh: I don't know...
Josh gets his best friend to help him become a child of God.
Josh: Dustin... I want to go to heaven
Dustin: Then all you must do is pray to Jesus, ask him for forgiveness, accept his purpose and name, and ask him in your heart

 

by goofycomiinc
12-15-05
Josh is very empty, and takes everything out on people and God
Thats right , beee corrupt
Heh heh heh, ****, *********, ********
God talks Josh out of hurting himself
Wow, I am incredibley depressed with a missing void in my heart
God: I'm the way Josh

 

by goofycomiinc
12-16-05
he sings a christmas song
Jingle bells! batman smells, robin laid an egg, the bat-mobile lost a wheel and the joker got away hey!
he sings a christmas carol
Away in a manger, no crib for his bed,the little Lord Jesus laid down his head; the stars in the heavens look down where he lay, the little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay.
woo! yay! yeah! wooo hooo! sing another
hopefully you know what happens in this one
(fart).......Whoops heh heh heh

 

by goofycomiinc
12-16-05
Soooo...what do you want to do?
oohh yeaah! I know
Are you going to do something!
you betchya
Oh my gosh! I'm leaving!
You wanna play marbles?

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