It's difficult being a fire.

Author: graeme

Date: August 3, 2007

by graeme
8-03-07
Fire, you've been living here for a while now, and you've never paid any rent.
I've told you. I haven't got any money.
Haven't you got a job yet? And don't play the chemical reaction card again.
But it's true! Just because I happen to be an oxidation process...
All the prejudice is in your mind. Sure, there are a few narrow-minded bigots, but it doesn't mean everyone thinks that way.
But that last interviewer! It was like he was afraid to shake my hand!