the mysteries of pretentious art fucks

Author: greyskull

Date: September 21, 2005

by greyskull
9-21-05
Now, I want you to make a wood sculpture from this piece of artwork that I made. Make it good.
wow. what a pretentious piece of shit.
If I don't see something that remotely fits my idea of how good my painting is, I will burn it in cinders. Excuse me, I have to go finish squirting paint out of my ass to create my next masterpiece.
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Oh my god. This is art. This is glory. This will be plastered on everything, can't you see??!! Youv'e created a masterpiece! I'm rich! bahahahah RICH!
ALL I DID WAS TAKE A SHIT?!!!!