TAKE THAT, CHURCH!

Author: greyson

Date: April 13, 2002

by greyson
4-13-02
Greyson looks for help
Dear Father, I need advice. I asked a girl to marry me to get out of a tough spot, and now she says yes
my son, why don't you come into my office so we may speak in private
My son, get on your knees and ask the lord for advice..oh yeah, close your eyes too.
ok....dear lord... please send me aid. *muffled*Hmm.... the good lord has sent me a hotdog!
*chomp chomp* hey this isnt a hotdog!
AAAAHHHH! CALL A MEDIC!