All comics by grinfish

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
So, do you hang out here often?
Fuck off Dumbass!

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
I am Zing from Uranus. Mighty Conqueror of Planets! Bow to me, puny Human!
Do I look like I can bow to you while I'm stuck in this fricking can?
Ha! Pathetic Carbon based Lifeform! I laugh at your ridiculous predicament!
Just a little further...to the...left.... pull skin off...ah! Free!
Now, DIE, Puny..Oh, Shit.

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
Madame, what can I do for you?
I hoped you could hypnotise me into giving up smoking professor with regression therapy?
Very well, close your eyes.... imagine you are falling...... deeper and deeper into your mind.... back to when you were a child...
Yes, I am falling.... wow, I feel... wierd.......
Oh fuck, not again.

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
I spy with-
Cross

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
......??....
....!
WHASSSAAAAAPPPP!!
Eli, why hast thou forsaken me???

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
Did you know your eyes are like spanners to me?
What the hell do you mean by that?
When I look into them, my nuts tighten!

 

by grinfish
1-09-01
New from Mattel! Balancing Dog-on-a-ball Barbie!
It's cute! It dances on the ball! It talks!
Bite my furry little ass bitch!
Buy now and get - FREE! - Your own PERSONAL JESUS!
Heeellpp meee....
Only if you agree to make babies with My Little Pony!

 

by grinfish
1-12-01
I had a date with Madonna last night, but it didn't quite go to plan...
How's that then?
Well, I thought a couple of drinks, turn on the charm, and I'd be in her knickers like a greased dildo!
So what went wrong?
She saw right through me.
Them's the breaks, mate.

 

by grinfish
1-12-01
Anyway, how did you end up here?
I decided not to commit suicide
Err, hang on, you decided NOT to commit suicide?
Yeah, I was trying to gas myself. I left the Fire on unlit, the oven, the hotplates, then changed my mind
So you turned them off yeah?
Sure. Just things went to shit when I had a cigarette to celebrate my new start...

 

by grinfish
1-12-01
You know what the worst thing is these days?
Go on, tell me.
Well, I can still walk, talk, go to clubs and discos, but there's just one problem
That being?
I ain't got nobody to dance with!
I wish Quincy would have me exhumed....!

 

by grinfish
1-12-01
Ah well, I s'pose being this way has some fringe benefits
yeah, you're right
No work, can stay up all night...
...No need to rent Hallowe'en costumes, no dandruff...
...and no need to diet!
Don't know about you, but that curry last night went right through me...

 

by grinfish
1-12-01
WAR - What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothin'!
Say it again! - Oooh War! What is it good for?
It.
You'll never be a pop star if you don't get the words right.
Huh. I'm thinner than Britney , and at least I sing live.

 

by grinfish
1-12-01
What's up with you?
I'm not feeling too good
Seen a doctor about it?
Yeah, that's the worst bit...
Why what did he say?
He said I'm in a Grave Situation!

 

by grinfish
1-14-01
C'mon Daisy-Lou, let's make bacon right here!
You gotta be kiddin' Abe!
Now why in Tarnation ain't yew up fer it Daisy?
Ma parents can see us from the porch Abe!
Hell that ain't a problem Daisy, efter all, they's ma parents too!

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