Skeleton Crew Ep1

Author: grinfish

Date: January 12, 2001

by grinfish
1-12-01
I had a date with Madonna last night, but it didn't quite go to plan...
How's that then?
Well, I thought a couple of drinks, turn on the charm, and I'd be in her knickers like a greased dildo!
So what went wrong?
She saw right through me.
Them's the breaks, mate.