I Just Gotta Be Me: Anonymous Murderer

Author: gtc3000

Date: June 29, 2009

by gtc3000
6-29-09
Audience: Clap clap clap clap clap...
Thank you so much! How we feelin' tonight, people!
Audience: Wooooo! Woooooo!
Ok, ok. No one feels THAT good. Seriously though, before the show I was backstage getting ready, and I was just about to put my mask on when I thought, "Again with the mask? Really?".
I mean, who am I, the Unknown Comic from the Gong Show? No. It's just me - Anonymous - hiding my face from the people I murder.