Oh, Ewan...

Author: gtc3000

Date: July 12, 2009

by gtc3000
7-12-09
So, THIS is where they keep the unedited script for Phantom Menace.
That's no script. It's a space station.
Alright, Ewan. That's it. I know Skywalker Ranch Tour Guide is the best job you've had in years, but I've got to let you go.
The Empire has been alerted to my presence?
No, I've been alerted to your dementia. Have you?
I am not the droid I'm looking for. You're no moon. I'm a space station! May my force be on you. FRACK!