By All Means, Anonymous Murderer, Help Yourself Help

Author: gtc3000

Date: July 16, 2009

by gtc3000
7-16-09
Chapter 1: Opening the Gate of the White Picket Fence Surrounding the Yard of Your Dream House.
Ooo. That's good.
"Step 1: Time travel to the '50s. Step 2: Punch yourself in the face for living in a fantasy world and, therefore, never allowing yourself to be happy."
"Step 3: Stop reading this worthless book (did you notice the rest of the pages were blank?) and go do something fun."
The very next day...
Ah, here it is. "How to Build a Time Machine In Three Imaginary Steps, You Idiot".
I'm sure that last part's meant to be motivational.