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| It's my birthday today. Yup, the big T-W-O. | |
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| What's that? Oh, you're too kind. I tell ya, it's the sunblock. You've got to put on your spf 80 sunblock every...single...day. | |
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| Oh, and placenta. You've got to eat your human placenta every...single...day. | |
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| And dinosaur DNA. You've GOT to inject your amber-extracted dino DNA every time Richard Attenborough can harvest it for you. If you wanna look your best, there's just no way around it. | |
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| ...And excercise, eating right, avoiding excess in general, blah blah blah. Trends, fads, trends and fads. | |
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| Did I mention my hyperbaric chamber? | |
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