mitch the slag pt 5

Author: gunbuster

Date: February 27, 2001

by gunbuster
2-27-01
Desperate for sex, mitch turns to his PC.......
I hope I can find some red hot porn in time for my date with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters
Welcome to compufuck ! £9.99 for hot sex action !
Things are looking up.........
This sounds good, and all I have to do is pay £9.99 a week. WAAHHOO !! I think I'll just spank the money to celebrate !
oohhh, ooohh baby, you is tha bestest, oohh, ahhh
But then a shock !
Hold up, what's going on ? Where's the PC ?
There is no PC, you just imagined it to justify you wanking over a squirrel. cunt.