a song for the dumped

Author: gwynzilla

Date: September 21, 2002

by gwynzilla
9-21-02
Yeah, so my asshole boyfriend dumped me for some hoe who works at a Pizza King.
Yeah, men suck.
So, I decided to express my animosity in a healthy sort of way by writing "die bitch die" on her windshield and leaving a disembied animal in the driver's seat.
That was very tao of you.
So what do you do when you get dumped?
Hmm.. I eat Taco Bell, rent porn and French Kiss the back of my hand.