the love doctor

Author: gwynzilla

Date: October 2, 2002

by gwynzilla
10-02-02
Listening to friends counsel you on dating.
Alright. Here's a lesson in dating for the modern woman. Sex.. that's just your basic second date bull shit.
If you know a guy's middle name, then you're like kinda serious. That's a sign of a 6-8 month relationship. You might even end up keeping a toothbrush at his place.
But if you're watching home videos and cuddling too much before about the third month, pull out... it's an early sign that he's an obsessive control freak.
You are so wise.