CC 212: I don't know how to make a tilde.

Author: habnem

Date: September 24, 2003

by habnem
9-24-03
what appears to be the problem officer?
you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir.
my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus?
very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station.
By "sort this out," you mean "stuff me like a festive Christmas pinata," don't you?
Naturally.