CC 229: Where are they now?

Author: habnem

Date: January 17, 2004

by habnem
1-17-04
All my life, all I wanted was to be famous, and sure enough, for a couple of years, all of America knew who I was.
But foolishly, I spent all my money on weed, and then I got fired. Now, here I am, a broken, empty husk of a man.
So sad. Could you say it, though? Once? For me?
Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!
Awesome. Are my fries up yet?