ZS 20: Brigham's Army

Author: habnem

Date: February 4, 2004

by habnem
2-04-04
Anything interesting in the newspaper?
Apparently the world's squirrel population has obtained sentience.
Golly, that's weird.
Even weirder is that apparently their psychological makeup makes them perfect members of the Mormon church.
That might explain why I was bumrushed by a squirrel posse opening the front door.
Yeah. They haven't learned to use bicycles yet.