Cup XII: The Masturbaceous Period

Author: habnem

Date: March 22, 2004

by habnem
3-22-04
Later, at the same old dinosaurs' home...
Say, Gladysaurus, why so glum?
I heard you've been seeing Petuniadon. How could you do this to me?
I'm sorry you had to find out about it, but as a matter of fact, we've been hanging out, and she's been putting her hand on my penis.
But that's what we used to do all the time! Tell me, what does she have that I don't have?!
Parkinson's Disease.
THUD.