The Young and the Mesoamerican

Author: habnem

Date: January 7, 2005

by habnem
1-07-05
Following the events of Strip #81882, Dick Head finds himself stepping off a bus in Guatamala [sic].
Hola. Me llamo Ricardo. Busco la convención del porn.
¡Madre dios!
¿Qué?
It is written in the Mayan prophecies, that a man with a huge head shall come speaking stilted Spanish and lead us to salvation.
The Mayas spoke Spanish?
All right, so technically you're supposed to be speaking stilted Yucatec, but none of us is getting any younger...