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| Many will call for my disqualification, but considering that I've been flaunting my steroid use and am still a shoo-in for the Baseball Hall of Fame, I don't see it happenin'. | |
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| As for Gabe, I only hope he can find comfort in the arms of his donkey bride (and his stash of 4-year-old jokes). Thanks again, and peace out, America. | |
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