Another Spiritual Interlude

Author: habnem

Date: August 5, 2001

by habnem
8-05-01
Jesus continues to answer questions from his faithful...
Okay, Jesus, let me get this straight--since we are made in His image, we're all children of God, and you're His son, so we're all siblings--correct?
Yeah...
But after the Tribulation, you'll take the entire Church as your bride for all eternity, isn't that right?
Umm... yeah.
Wow... I sure hope you don't knock us up.
Don't worry, little girl--JC is all about the jimmy hats.