C.C. LXVI: Blackmail Backfire.

Author: habnem

Date: September 24, 2001

by habnem
9-24-01
Hey Satan! Jesus is offering me eternal salvation. I'm thinkin' about taking it.
Fine. But if I find you before you die, I will unleash a thousand demons to cornhole you with their barbed schlongs of unimaginable pain!
Sounds great! Do I get that if I stay with you?
Jesus wept.