C.C. LXXV: Maura Takes a Dump III

Author: habnem

Date: October 26, 2001

by habnem
10-26-01
Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
Well, last week I got really high and ate all the candy corn in the Halloween section at Costco. The thing is, I've been constipated, and all that candy was fermenting in my bowels... until tonight.
They don't call it a "cornhole" for nothin'.
Why do I wake up in the morning?