...and i'm not even christian.

Author: habnem

Date: November 29, 2001

by habnem
11-29-01
Hey there Jesus.
Hi Santa. What do you want?
Well, I thought I should be the one to tell you... the hostile takeover papers are finished. Christmas is mine now.
Hmm... I suppose it was just a matter of time.
Oh well. At least Easter is still mine.
Hey Jesus--you got a minute?