Harry Potter and the Curse of Askanfilardiphilipiano

Author: habnem

Date: December 17, 2001

by habnem
12-17-01
Hermione, I've Transfigured my wand into a mustard bottle, and my broomstick into a furry chicken, but one curse is bugging me.
Which one's that? Askanfilardiphilipiano?
Crap.
Hospital wing?
Actually, I'm not sure why we ever bother leaving there.