Harry Potter and the Sceptre of Pain

Author: habnem

Date: December 17, 2001

by habnem
12-17-01
Hello, class!
I'm your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Sticks-His-Dick-In-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-In-The-Other-Direction.
Did you hear that, Ron? What a funny name!
Alohomora!