Harry Potter and the Bad Running Joke

Author: habnem

Date: December 17, 2001

by habnem
12-17-01
Potter! Did you break into my office and steal a bottle of mustard and a furry chicken?
No, Professor Snape. Honestly, I Transfigured... oh, nevermind. Look over there!
What? I don't see anything! What are you playing at?
AARGH! I'll have you expelled, Potter! You and your wretched cloak!
Say... I wonder if Cho's ever done it with an invisible guy?