C.C. CXIIa: The Mediocres' Origin Issue

Author: habnem

Date: April 8, 2002

by habnem
4-08-02
The day is saved! Captain Sticks-His-Dick-In-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-The-Other-Direction is here!
Captain? Were you promoted?
Not so much--just converted into a superhero. Who the hell are you, and what is the precise nature of the problem?
I'm Out-of-Season Man, and there is no problem, per se.
Well, I'm not leaving until I stick my dick in someone's ass. That's my whole thing.
I don't know what to tell ya, man.