The all new adventures of Joe Spoon - Part 3: Joe watch TV

Author: hajospuunup

Date: July 4, 2002

by hajospuunup
7-04-02
Joe watch tv once more...
Emergency announcement - due to a manufacturing defect a batch of nails containing 50% napalm have been sold to the public. DO NOT hammer these into your head as they may ignite...
Happy ending!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other news, scientists have discovered that (pain + agony) * suffering = life...