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by happynutz
9-01-02
PRESENTED BY NAMCO!
Yeehaw!
Beware of Cock!
Meanwhile on when East Meets West with Ming Tsai
My Rife is bery Diffucrt
sho shorry me on speaky chiny
Back at the Hall of Justice...
I hate you with all of my burning vagina!
Pimmpin aint easy biotch!

 

by happynutz
9-01-02
On the next Seinfield (that dirty jew bastard)
You know youve got a giant 9'' dildo on your head right?
Make it so! LOL!!!!!12\1!
UPn = YOu PIiK A nIggEr hARhraAr!!1lol
Hey kid wanna pack of smooth refreshing marlboros? They make it easier to take anal sex
I should hax0r you lolllolol1l!! i am so l337 becuase i sex0rd your mom!!1
my no-no spot hurts
hey kid you got any blow?
My eck my back like my Ahhh jus lke dat :) ;)

 

by happynutz
9-02-02
Back at the fortress of solitude...
YO Yo YO! homey you want some of dese' bangin ass' suace'ges niga?
Im sorry my child but i only eat kosher food *rimshot*
What that joke wasnt funny

 

by happynutz
9-02-02
Its too fuckin hot to get to sleep
Are you that Bjork lady that kills the souls of warriors with your vile untainted music of pure and un imaginable evil?
aAHAhajk eeeeeRIAA AAAAAHKkkkkNISHETTY WH Yimmy SAW *BING*!
Jesus Q Christ!
Thats me! *rimshot*

 

by happynutz
9-03-02
And now fun with aim...
dick?
pussy?
dick???
no mas
What the fuck just happened?

 

by happynutz
9-03-02
The Battle Royal
Blade 2 sucks becuase there were a few plot holes and some parts made no sense
And I suppose bloodlust makes perfect sense? What with the rockets and all?
Hey that movie is a masterpiece!
sure, whatever you say
ah fuck you
and i take it your okay with what little sense this makes right?

 

by happynutz
9-05-02
The evils of HTH
you need a notebook by friday then your gonna get ZERO homework points, and also dont forget to finish yuor metric unit conversions, along with your essay about the aerodynamics of paper planes
but weve only been in school for 2 days!
i know arent you glad we are getting to work so quickly?
Are you the anti-christ?
Why yes, yes I am
ah Fuck

 

by happynutz
9-05-02
TRUE STORY OF DEATH!!!...
...youll need to buy books for Spansh 102 and two english books for english 101, are there any questions?
Yes, what will the total be?
$227 and 99 cents
im sorry i thought i heard you just say $227.99 cents
I did
Excuse me whilst I hammer said nail into my head. *ahem**smack CRACK* ahh much better, do you take American Express?

 

by happynutz
9-17-02
Meanwhile, at the Super Justice Zone of Vanerial infiltration
I, am a muther fucking chiken!
I, am a mutherfucking JEW!
Side Story 2, LKE MEMENTO, WOW!
Are you Mexican?
Yes
ah ha HAH! i need sex
Prepare for penetration
HOT DAMN! I knew there was a reason i got that green card

 

by happynutz
9-18-02
wtf?
oral?
ORAL!
and they said no homos in the army
how delightfull
set sail for cock!
wtf? times 2
come back here bitch! i aint finshed yet!!!
Hey you guuuuuuys!!!

 

by happynutz
9-29-02
inside the vaginal walls deepm within the cervix....a stranger walks alone
one time i remmber having sex with a werewolve and he replied "IM SORRY I DONT HAVE CHANGE FOR A 10." *rimshot*
suddenly, a demon!!!! possibly one from outer space or another dimesion even, heavens to mergatroid
if int
ruh roh raggy! renatration is rantastisc!
i smacked that bitch in the head wif a brick cuz she didnt have my money
word santa

 

by happynutz
10-01-02
nigashoes!
i read some where in a book called le mans de erotic that in absence of art there is sex
so?
2 scoops of rasins...
since im not very artistic you wanna go fuck
only if you can give me 100% of 25 vitamins in one bowl.
i do this alot
setin nigas on fire is what happens when bitches aint got my pay, isnt that right?

 

by happynutz
2-12-03
they say everyone loves raymond but i hate that fuckin olive garden fuck
hey look at my panties
i said look goddamnit
shit makes no logical connection to anything
so rugged
you made my jimmy all big and shit

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