CC 385: Big Mac Heart Attack

Author: hardcore1rocker

Date: April 4, 2008

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
After coming back from McDonald's...
Man, this triple Big Mac rocks! Let's see what the food channel has on right now.
Now for this urgent news.
Aww...crap.
There has been a major beef recall for Big Macs. If you eat at least three of these, you will have a deadly heart attack.
I will NEVER take advice from Fat Al EVER AGAIN!
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN EATING VEGETABLES, B*TCH!