Laff and Luv

Author: harvin

Date: December 8, 2004

by harvin
12-08-04
Take me to your leader earthling !
I ain't gots a leader, I'm just a homeless and unemployed fella trying to get by. Maybe you can help me, I need to buy a cheeseburger and a bus ticket.
Homeless ? Unemployed ?Cheeseburger ? Bus Ticket ? We Martians know just the thing to help unfortunate souls such as yourself
Oh boy, here comes my hand-out ! I'll be drinking some fine fortified wines tonight !
I'd like to offer you a job at my father's warehouse, it is the Martian way to provide jobs to the needy.
Oops ! I gots to be going !!!