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by hedbone
9-04-02
HEY THERE
HI
YOU ON A BALL
YEP
SHIT

 

by hedbone
9-04-02
SOMETIMES I WONDER...
YEAH?
... WHEN WE MIGHT ESCAPE
FROM THE DESERT?

 

by hedbone
9-04-02
THESE PLACE SURE IS HOT
THIS DESERT
HAHA I GUESS IT ISN'T HOT ANYMORE

 

by hedbone
9-04-02
I AM A DEMON FROM HELL
COME TO ME
COME TO ME

 

by hedbone
9-04-02
HELP! I AM DROWNING
HELP!
I'M NOT LISTENING!
YOU'LL BE LISTENING WHEN I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU, SHITSTAIN LITTLE KID!
I DON'T BUY IT!

 

by hedbone
9-04-02
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUS
HEY WHERE'S THE BUS
I'M GONNA BE LATE

 

by hedbone
9-04-02
HEY, SLICK
YOU'RE FREDDIE, RIGHT?
NO
THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
HEYA SONNY COME SIT IN PAPA'S LAP
I COULD SURE GO FOR SOME RIB-EYE

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
YELLOW BASTARD

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
HEY SAM!! YOU AWAKE? I THINK WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON'S SURFACE
WAIT A MINUTE
YEAH, SAM, WE'RE ON THE MOON'S SURFACE

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
HEY
WHAT THE
GET OVER HERE, SAM!!

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
RING RING
PHONE CALL FOR YOU SAM
HELLO? YES? WHO IS IT?
RING RING
GENERAL'S ON THE PHONE, SAM!! PHONE CALL FOR YOU!

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
POLICE? POLICE? YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME OUT HERE
WITH MY CAT
AND MY CHRISTMAS TREE

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
HEY YOU HAVE TO HELP ME OUT HERE I THINK MY CAT IS SICK
WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE AILS YOU GOOD SIR
I THINK MY CAT IS SICK
YOUR CAT IS IN THE SINK? HA, HA, GOOD ONE.
YES, SIR.

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
GAAA!!!!
WE MUST ESCAPE FROM SNOWSCAPE -- TUNDRA!!! CLOUDS!!!
THIS PLACE REMINDS ME OF OLD THREADBARE IN SAN MARINO
TOO COLD!!! FOR THAT!!!!
IT'S NEVER TOO COLD FOR THREADBARE
IN TECHNICOLOR!!!!!!

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
ENGUARDEEE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SIR!!!
HELLO?
ENGUARDEEE

 

by hedbone
9-05-02
HELP ME SET UP MY CHRISTMAS TREE, SON?
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NOW NOW
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CHRISTMAS TREE, LET'S SET UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE
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by hedbone
9-05-02
UHH. SAM, I THINK YOU'D BETTER COME LOOK AT THIS
CAN YOU HEAR ME? SAM?
READING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR

 

by hedbone
9-06-02
MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

by hedbone
9-07-02
SAM??
HEHE
NEVERMIND

 

by hedbone
9-07-02
They told me that 30 out of 100 jeans buyers like jeans because they like the feeling of denim on their thighs
but i thought they said "venom in their thighs"
long story short -- i'm drunk.
This is gay.

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
hey, pencil-neck!
I'm talkin' to you, liver-lips!
CHEESE-FUCK!!!

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
WELCOME TO MY MOUTH, HONEY!
MONTANA

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
WELCOME TO THE ANIMAL SHOW
HOPE YOU LIKE THE GOD DAMNED ANIMALS
FUCK YOU

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
DOG GONNIT
HA HA!
THIS PLACE IS WILD! AND CRAZY.

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
it's a long wayyyyyyyy to tipperary!
it's a long wayyyyyy to go!
and for my next act, i will ingest drano.

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
Ahha! Big axe d00de got a axe, fuckers!
HEY!!!!
I DON'T COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU WORK AND SLAP THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
WHAT DID I SAY? I SAID DON'T USE MY FUCKING TOWEL.
WHAT, ARE WE SWIMMIN' NOW OR SOME SHIT?
MCFLY!!!!!

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
have you ever seen a bear...
holding a pear...
LATER LATER LATER
that was your cue

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
hey man, i don't cater to racists
i just saw you call that spanish guy back there a "speck"
oh dear Fod...

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
my wife, she is dead
boo hoo
hoo hoo fuck.

 

by hedbone
9-08-02
HIT--
hey, hold that thought for a second
...
..ok sorry, what were you saying?
--LER!!

 

by hedbone
9-09-02
BOO HOO
CRY
WINK WINK

 

by hedbone
9-09-02
DON'T BE AFRAID MICHAEL
JORDAN'S ON THE MOVE
HEY SANTA

 

by hedbone
9-09-02
so...you're saying that mom never made those phone calls
that's what i'm saying...
and the asian girl tied up in the basement....was an april fools joke?
uh-huh
hi, what's your name?
rock 'n' roll timmy

 

by hedbone
9-09-02
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

 

by hedbone
9-09-02
HEY ARE YOU A GUIDE
DO YOU KNOW THE INS AND OUTS AROUND HERE
NO
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK DICK?

 

by hedbone
9-11-02
hey this soda is really good
what's the name of it again?
"suck."

 

by hedbone
9-15-02
HEY, ASK ME IF I AM A TREE
ARE YOU A TREE
NO

 

by hedbone
9-15-02
are you flava flav??
err....no hablo ingles..
if you're flava flav then i'm MacGyver!

 

by hedbone
9-15-02
i'm faaaaaaaaaantastic! delicious!
mmm

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
i'm onfire! sacre bleu! mon dieu, frere jaques!
oh thank heavens! did the fire go out?
nope

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
jesus died for our sins
spins
splines

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
hey you!
hey jerk, i'm talking to you!
are these pans non-fucking-stick?

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
THE PLANE, IT IS CRASHING
BOO HOO
HOO HOO FUCK

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
hold back the tears
that's really upsetting

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
we exist in different dimensions
shit

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
buzz buzz
buzz buzz
is this thing on
buzz buzz

 

by hedbone
9-16-02
i smell trouble
click

 

by hedbone
9-23-02
i invented a set of checkers you can play on your neck
...
want to play neckers?
no, fuck that shit.

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