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by hellomikie95
4-30-05
sniper: roger OOOOOOOO chicken Munch Munch Munch Choke Choke choke.
Okay its been a while since I was last here I have some new performs for yall
Uh-oh the coward is back! Lets try too shoot him sniper!!!!!!!! kill him.
Anyways: Testing Testing one two three one two three uh-oh bathroom time.
Okay One day I was walking home with my pants unzipped until I started too pee there was no toliet around so I had to pee on people just so my bladder does not blow up. Then the police came and said:
Drop your weapon now. I said I can't. They said why. I said cause its my dick Oh, well put your weapon back in. So I did.They I got sent to jail for 5 minutes until I broke out.
And he did.
AHHHHHH oh YES AHHHHHH
They sended me instead the sniper got killed cause there was a ear inside the chicken. So I will kill you.Saying use the bathroom in this!

 

by hellomikie95
5-01-05
Oh snap. Well its nice and hot. OOOOOOOO my pee turned into fire cool! Pees...... ahhhhhh oh oooooooo yessssssss cough cough my breathe is fire! great.
Well I guess I better go my boyfriend the devil is excpeting me to shave his legs and armpits and scrub his ass when ever he poops and crap like that.
Crying about my fart really stunk so I I I blew up the place!
We have some stupid news The guy that is in the testing series got killed by a demon. Cause, the crowd didn't like the host guy so I didn't expect that. Fart really loud so loud that the hole place
blew up. er well back to you lesbain muff. cries
So the news guy got turned into a strange looking 1930 copper LETS KILL HIM HE A COP FARTTTTTTTTTTT THE END
uh-oh we are ugly now!

 

by hellomikie95
5-01-05
Oh no!
All righty one night I was having the sex dream so I didn't know what I was doing. Blah Blah Blah blah.
5/4/3/2/1 happy new year!!! We have radars who ever didn't see the peach drop is arrested.
Open up I want to talk!
Kid: MOMMY TWO BOYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH!!!!!!! DIES* Guys: EWWWW A DEAD GIRL WE WERE HAVING SEX WITH THROWS UP. HEY WATCH IT sorry i'll eat it up again sorry. :(
HEHEHEHE Your not talking to me copper! I go home now Bang! devil: come kiss me newbie!!!!! come come come!!
I here satin having sec with a human So I will go inside and join them!

 

by hellomikie95
5-01-05
Girl: Blood is healthy for you? Guy: yes Girl can I try some? Guy: No my blood all mine get your own blood MINE!!!!!!!! Taste like chicken! Girl: give me hammer Whack! your right blood is is is good.
Why is a nail in you and why are you bleeding?
Cause I love the taste of my blood good protein
Dies" I lied I lied The only blood that does not kill you is mine mine I'm lucky! I'll try some of girls blood: OOOOOOO go=go=go good Last fart and burp dies

 

by hellomikie95
5-01-05
Is this heaven?
Yes this is heaven its where the devil lives. Isn't this a awsome place?
I think its heaven cause of the red gate and stuff
The best part is getting tortured I myself has been toutured and it feels good give it a shot! Devil!
Hey This girl says its fun getting tourterd can I try?
Sure but first let me go take a bath I need to clean the human guts off me and I need to scrub my armpits and other hairy spots its so cool scrubing here in hell you always feel like boiling water. :)

 

by hellomikie95
5-01-05
28: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT LIER!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'm ready!
Okay here we go!
You are now my husband!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm married to satan I have too get out of this heaven!!!!!!! Gag!
Satan: Your going to chop my dick off or chop it off! Ugggg what did I say? 28: Cool Butcher Knife Chop chop!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! My dick is gone oh well I can always get a new one :-) The End
Now come here fuck me!!!!!! I'll strip for you.
AHHHHHH!!!!! Flies everywhere on his dick and everything!!!!!! I need to chop his dick off!

 

by hellomikie95
5-06-06
Your hot!
Really?
Yeah I just want to rub your nice body!
Okay sweet cheeks!
So poor fat guy is lonely, without no girl!
Go Right ahead!
EEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!

 

by hellomikie95
5-06-06
Peace man! Give me high five!
HMMMMMMMM, ah here is the mail for this hippie right here.
Thanks man! I love you!
Click* say I love you one more time!
So They lived happy ever after!Hippie: Cool We did man!? Mailman: Good god!
Sorry, man I will find another person peace out dude.
Well okay! Whew*

 

by hellomikie95
5-06-06
So they lived happy ever after!
WHOA! A HOT GIRL!
Come here sweet cheeks! Sniff*

 

by hellomikie95
5-06-06
May I take your order little boy?
Certainly, I would like to have a sex change please just go easy on the ass, cause I don't want it to hurt.
Uh.. sniffffff* it won't hurt.
Okay. OH BOY!
Sorry the scene is to violent, and gross for you so go find another area!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahaahaahhaah! I love this job!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOO That feels good. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!

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