American Freedom Rocks - the card game

Author: hipperthanu

Date: February 22, 2003

by hipperthanu
2-22-03
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These "American Freedom Rocks!" trading cards are the coolest!
Yeah I totally agree! Screw baseball, Magic: The Gathering, or those LAME Pokemon losers, America is all you need!
Hey man, I'll trade you three Osama bin Laden's for a Saddam Hussein!?
Oh I dunno, can you throw in a few UN Inspectors and a couple freedom restricting Patriot Acts?
Hmm.. I dunno.. is Saddam really worth all that? I'll have to think about it... Wait..wait.. he has lasereyes, right?
Damn fucking right he has lasereyes!