Pete Gaines: Proof That God Doesn't Exist

Author: hipperthanu

Date: March 19, 2002

by hipperthanu
3-19-02
AHHHHH! It's a fricking squirrel! AHHHHH! It's looking at me! It's got... uhh.. TEETH! And it might jump into my hair or something!
My tail is fluffy.
AHHHHH! It fricking pooped in the sink! EWWW! Nasty!
That's chocolate...
God fricking damnit squirrel! You will fricking torment me no more! I'm gonna fricking go SUPERFLY TNT and knock you through a fricking wall!
Awww nuts.