Names Changed To Protect The (Not At All) Innocent

Author: hipperthanu

Date: March 19, 2002

by hipperthanu
3-19-02
Hey! What's up girly girl? I'm Ron!
Hey! Nice to meet you! I'm Nikayla! I'm a Student Council President! I get good grades! Oh! And this one time I messed around with these five drunk frat guys at UMASS!
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That's... Just... WRONG!
WHAT!?! I mean.. I only SLEPT with TWO of them!