Santa 0wnZ

Author: hipperthanu

Date: September 30, 2002

by hipperthanu
9-30-02
I wonder what it would be like getting in a fight with Santa Claus...
Honestly man.. do you sit around thinking up shit like this all the time? You need less free time! Get a job or something!
I bet he could tear some shit up! I mean he's a big guy and milk does a body good! Plus he's got those badass boots... I bet he'd be like...
Are you even listening to me? Would you stop talking about fricking Sant--
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS!! SAINT FUGGIN NICK AIN'T FEELIN' SO JOLLY TODAY.. so you'd better not STIR biatches!!!
I wonder if they have a pill version of frontal lobotomies.. I mean, they've got one for abortions...