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by hobart
7-07-01
Hobart on the left, Ogral on the right. Ogral is one foxy frenchie.
[CHAT] Hobart: hey ogral, you're gay... GAAYYYY!!!
[CHAT] Ogral: Hey Hobart, thats what your mother said to me.
Ogral is getting off.
[CHAT] Hobart: cool, maybe i should rape a chiken for yo
[CHAT] Ogral: I'm off.
It doesn't have to make sense.
[CHAT] Hellshock: you like soap?
[CHAT] Ollyothra: If you didn't notice, my penis is coming out of a bag, and i am turning around with my pants off, so YES, i do like soap.

 

by hobart
7-07-01
Mister, Mister, can i touch your penis?
.... no...
Mister, Mister, can you touch my penis?
.... no....
I'll find someone else then.
Nice ass.

 

by hobart
7-07-01
Inquiring about the first...
[CHAT] Hobart: So, did you like my first comic?
[CHAT] Ollyothra: It blew, you should know that I never stick my penis in paper bags. ~ [CHAT] Ollyothra: Only plastic ones.[CHAT] Ollyothra: Fuckin kike. [CHAT] Ollyothra: Get it right next tim
Hellshock gets a word in.
[CHAT] Hobart: Fine.
[CHAT] Hellshock: Paper gives pape cuts.
Ogral logs back on.
[CHAT] Hobart: they do give pape cuts, but pape cuts aren't bad.
[CHAT] Ogral: it's spelled paper you fucking newbie.

 

by hobart
7-08-01
A Female character logs onto avp.
[CHAT] Female: Hi, i'm a girl.
Meanwhile, Sith mistakes Hobart for Thwei.
A female! I must have mudsex with her!
Moral of the story: Sith doesn't know what he's talking about
My penis once grew thiiiiiiiiiis big.
Do you like soap?

 

by hobart
7-08-01
Just after the last comic was made...
[CHAT] YoMomma: But instead, Hobart made himself look stupid.
[CHAT] Hobart: obviously i don't know who yomomma is, and obviously you play too much so go fuck a whorse like i said
... They could've used common sense...
[CHAT] YoMomma: A whorse? Roflmao
[CHAT] Illusion: tha fuck is a whorse?
... But the truth had to be spoken, and they had to insult Hobart's spelling again. (is that all they can come up with?)
[CHAT] YoMomma: *Throws a dictonary at Hobart* Here, learn how to spell.
[CHAT] Hobart: yes, a horse that prostitutes itself

 

by hobart
7-10-01
Hobart gets banned =)
gos hey sandmangos yo sandman?gos where ya at sandman?gos i wanna play sandman?gos can i take a nappy sandman?gos hey hey hey sandman?gos ya here sandman?gos hey sandman? where ya at?gos sandman?msay
AHHHH!!! Avp is going to hell!!!! It's the pwipe!!!
Took then long enough
sandman? are you on here?music are you here sandman?shout Are you in my zone sandman?tell sandman is this the real sandman?grats sandman???? is this you?gos hey sandman? where are you? i wanna have
Oh wait, it's just hobart wondering where Sandman is. Since i'm all powerful, BAN COMMAND!!! EeEeEeEeEe
Dumb immortals.... they get spammed more with connection failures all night long. Taping vibrating pens onto mouses works well when you like to click the same thing a lot.
gos it's fun sandman, where ya at?gos hey hey hey, sandman?gos yo? sandman? sanddude? can i call you sanddude?gos hey hey hey sandman? gos where ya at dude?gos go visible sandmangos you're on here 24/
I got him good, snicker snicker snicker.... why do i think snicker to myself?

 

by hobart
7-21-01
I gotta gain some levels quick, sandman is catching up, dude.
I gotta gain some levels man, some newbies are catching up.
And the moral of the story is to not level because it is pointless.
[CHAT] FearItself: Well, here's our 6th pwipe in the last 3 years.

 

by hobart
7-21-01
I gotta gain some levels quick, sandman is catching up, dude.
I gotta gain some levels man, some newbies are catching up.
And the moral of the story is to not level because it is pointless.
[CHAT] FearItself: Well, here's our 6th pwipe in the last 3 years.

 

by hobart
7-21-01
I gotta gain some levels quick, sandman is catching up, dude.
I gotta gain some levels man, some newbies are catching up.
And the moral of the story is to not level because it is pointless.
[CHAT] FearItself: Well, here's our 6th pwipe in the last 3 years.

 

by hobart
1-01-02
We started saying prism was gay, but had to talk shit about shitirish's homofag shit clan.
[CHAT] Hobart: yeah, prism bbanned me for spamming he was
[CHAT] Fx: Write down how he muted and purged me for saying gay, and how he letDeadpool off the hook without doing anything, when Deadpool went and called him a homo.
Even staff shits on that clan, i mean prism.
[CHAT] Hobart: [Xenomorph Inbredz: Legions of Newbies] Losers of the avp universe
[CHAT] Bromide: No kidding. [CHAT] Bromide: Erm, crap. [CHAT] Bromide: I am staff. I am impartial.
(Pretend prism sees this)
*Poof BANNED*
yep, i got him good!! HAHAHAAA!!! i love getting off to this!

 

by hobart
1-01-02
i'm gay
i'm gay
hey, i'm gay
wow, i'm gay too
wonder what it has to do with avp? think prism.
wanna uh... have gay sex?
psst, i'm made of ham

 

by hobart
1-03-02
After a romp in the bedroom...
[CHAT] Hobart: haven't u ever heard of windex? [CHAT] Hobart: they have commercials on tv
[CHAT] Kihla: rofl [CHAT] Kihla: Winhex shows you a certain code that you can rearrange to your own good
We're talking about window cleaner ..... aren't we?....
[CHAT] Hobart: no, it cleans windows good
[CHAT] Kihla: Works well for video games
[INFO] Kihla killed by Hobart at battle between what we're talking about.
[CHAT] Hobart: maybe so... [CHAT] Hobart: but it is meant for windows [CHAT] Hobart: trust me [CHAT] Hobart: i saw the commercial, the plant goes toward the window with the windex wiped on it
[CHAT] Kihla: -_- [CHAT] Kihla: Shutup bitch thats windex. [CHAT] Kihla: * rolls over and dies *

 

by hobart
1-03-02
First gay remark!
[CHAT] Shritish: Hey Texo, remeber that time your mom put of for MP? That was great, to bad Prism threw up half way done :/
a wise old alien says, 'Okay all you facehuggers, I bet you need my help.'
Second gay remark!
[CHAT] Shritish: Texo's mouth is better open, he swallows that way...
a wise old alien says, 'Well, here is my advice for you. I have learned that the pool of blood holds many answers. Try looking into it and see if it has the answers you need.'
third and fourth gay remark!
[CHAT] Topaz: your a fag Texo, go suck some cock on the corner of the street with your mom
[CHAT] Texo: where is prism when you need him?

 

by hobart
1-09-02
1) Speak like you are a fob
[CHAT] Hobart: you are suck
[CHAT] Azygos: I am Suck?
2) They will repeat you and you repeat yourself but use it more cleverly. This time make it so they say something about themself.
[CHAT] Hobart: you am lame
[CHAT] Azygos: I am lame?
3) Laugh
[CHAT] Hobart: yes
[CHAT] Azygos: heh

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